this is the best episode of Mad Men ever. Ever. EVER.
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girlfriend:
He should be in the Avengers. Truly he is one of Earth's mightiest heroes.
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me:
He's Earth's mightiest gaywad...
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girlfriend:
Like I said. He should be in the Avengers.
Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, chiming in on the pronunciation of the word. (As everyone knows, choosy memes choose “jif.”) Wilhite, a former CompuServe employee, created the format in 1987 and is to receive an award for his creation tonight. (via shortformblog)
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Listen. Arguing against the guy who actually NAMED the GIF file format is akin to me telling you that my name is pronounced Jeh-ruh-mee and you deciding to call out Jee-ree-mai in a crowded room and getting your panties in a twist when I don’t fucking respond to you.
Boom. Soft fucking G.
(via cutlerish)
I don’t want to spoil anything so I won’t, but in the after-credit scene, when they revealed the other character who was present, I legit yelled YEAH!!!! at the top of my lungs, and when it was over and I got up and I realized there were a good dozen or more people still in the theater
(it should, in good conscience, be mentioned that The Enemy Within contains an incredibly gratuitous and triggering attempted rape scene, so if you want to see the previously highlighted Kirk/Spock nonsense in action, you should… take caution with the scene that immediately follows)
Spock pulls himself together and goes “Is there… anything I can do for you, Captain”
and Kirk is all
S1 E6: The Enemy Within, Spock comes in on Kirk while he’s shirtless/changing and stops for several seconds with this expression
me: And for a moment, Spock was trapped by the nakedness.
girlfriend: Maybe THIS is the naked time.
me: It’s ALWAYS the naked time in Jim Kirk’s quarters
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girlfriend:
I saw this thing with Zach and Zoe on some talkshow and the guy was asking how the relationship works because Spock only needs sex every eight years or whatever
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me:
seven
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girlfriend:
Yes, okay, seven. And they were kind of laughing about it and saying "Well, Spock might not need it regularly, but that doesn't mean Uhura doesn't, and they seem to be doing pretty well" so the implication was that Spock spends all his time pleasuring Uhura
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me:
Well, I mean, obviously.
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girlfriend:
Yeah!
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me:
It's logical.
Okay so I followed this video about foreshortening and…
Sycra. I love you so much for making this video.
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME
THIS IS GREAT
OKAY THIS WAS A FAKE PROMPT WE MADE ON THE KINKMEME WHILE INTOXICATED BECAUSE WE FELT LIKE TROLLIN
like, this prompt actually spawned as a parody of the ridiculous prompts we were seeing
so we put it up there like ahahaha is anyone even going to touch that and LOOK WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
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brother:
SON OF A WHORE!
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me:
What?!
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girlfriend:
Did you forget something??
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brother:
I MISS EVERY SINGLE PALINDROME ON MY MILE MARKER BY ONE OR TWO MILES, AND I HAAAAAAAATE IT.
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allwayshallways:
no, I don't know. I don't know what I want. I want meat. Maybe I don't want meat.
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everydaypanic:
so like what do you want?
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allwayshallways:
I'll eat a pizza
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everydaypanic:
you don't like pizza!
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allwayshallways:
I know but
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everydaypanic:
see they have a bunch of wraps, you could have a wrap
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allwayshallways:
but that doesn't have basil
